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Ryan: It's Chloe!
Chad: No, dude, don't do this! Don't do this!
Ryan: I'm just gonna say "hi."
Chad: You're not gonna say "hi."
Ryan: No "hi"?
Chad: No "hi."
Ryan: I can't say...
Chad: (shouts) Come on, man! Hold it together! This girl, she *dumped* you, all right? Have some self-respect, have some dignity!
Ryan: You're right.
Chad: Be strong.
Ryan: You're right.
Chad: Yeah.
Ryan: Thank you.
Chad: All right.
(he gets distracted by girls in bikinis)
Chad: Oh! What's goin' on, ladies?
(Ryan leaves to go talk to Chloe) (imdb.com)

Ryan: Excuse me, are you a detective?
Detective Looking Guy: Detective? I'm a freaking victim here. Detective? Those freaks dragged me down here. And they're supposed to read me my rights.
(Ryan takes off)
Detective Looking Guy: And they - hey, where you going, you little punk? (imdb.com)

(after slashing a kidnapper's arm with a shard of glass)
Jessica Martin: Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry. (imdb.com)

(talking to Ryan on a payphone)
Chad: Dude, I have no idea what just happened. One minute I'm talking to nipples, next thing you know, I'm wearing a whale costume handing out flyers.
Ryan: (laughs) That s*cks. Sounds like she got you.
Chad: I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't have its benefits.
(to two girls that pass him by)
Chad: Hey, you guys know that a blue whale's got an 11-foot penis? Heal the Bay. (imdb.com)

Jessica Martin: When I didn't show up for work today someone called the police, I'm sure.
Greer: You better hope they didn't. (imdb.com)

Jessica Martin: (screaming and crying) You've got the wrong family! You've got the wrong family! (imdb.com)

Ryan: Look, give me your phone or I shoot your car.
WLSUU2 Lawyer: Oh, hell no, hell no. Why would you do something awful like that? (imdb.com)

Ethan: (on walkie talkie) We found him yet?
Dmitri: No, I don't see him.
Ethan: He's the one on the cell phone, you idiot.
(looks through his binoculars and sees various people on cell phones)
Dmitri: Everybody's on a cell phone. (imdb.com)

(last lines)
Jessica Martin: I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you
Ryan: I do. Don't ever call me again. (imdb.com)

(Talking to the fake Jessica Martin)
Mooney: We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You haven't been kidnapped today, have you?
(Chuckles) (imdb.com)

Ryan: "Ricky Martin"? You named your kid "Ricky Martin"? (imdb.com)

(first lines)
Ricky Martin: Mom, will you still be a science teacher when I get into high school?
Jessica Martin: Hmm... You never know. Why?
Ricky Martin: 'Cause I think it'd be kind of weird to have your mom as a teacher. (imdb.com)

(after slashing a kidnapper's arm with a shard of glass)
Jessica Martin: Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry.
(imdb.com)

WLSUU2 Lawyer: (after Ryan swerves his car in front of him) What the hell is your problem, man? What the hell is your problem? You want to tussle?
Ryan: (pulls out his gun) Give me your phone!
WLSUU2 Lawyer: Oh snaps.
(imdb.com)

(Ryan accidentally dials an artist on a payphone at Santa Monica Pier trying to reach Jessica's kidnappers)
Ryan: I got what you're looking for.
Vietnamese Artist: Oh?
Ryan: Yeah.
Vietnamese Artist: Okay, and what I do for it?
Ryan: What?
Vietnamese Artist: What I do for what I looking for? You tell me now.
Ryan: Wait, who's this? What number did I call?
Vietnamese Artist: You call me on the payphone. You waste my time. I have pictures to draw.
Ryan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. Chill out.
Vietnamese Artist: No, you don't tell me what to chill. My mother tell me to chill. I sit here, I draw people telling me to chill out all the time. You don't tell me what to chill. I chill you.
(imdb.com)

Ryan: Excuse me, are you a detective?
Detective Looking Guy: Detective? I'm a freaking victim here. Detective? Those freaks dragged me down here. And they're supposed to read me my rights.
(Ryan takes off)
Detective Looking Guy: And they - hey, where you going, you little punk?
(imdb.com)

Ryan: (after stealing the lawyer's car) Ohh, I am in deep sh*t!
(imdb.com)

(first lines)
Ricky Martin: Mom, will you still be a science teacher when I get into high school?
Jessica Martin: Hmm... You never know. Why?
Ricky Martin: 'Cause I think it'd be kind of weird to have your mom as a teacher.
(imdb.com)

WLSUU2 Lawyer: (trying to get his car out of the impound lot) Okay, fine... I'm getting out my checkbook. Who do I make it out to? "Lady Who s*cks?"
(imdb.com)

Ryan: Look, give me your phone or I shoot your car.
WLSUU2 Lawyer: Oh, hell no, hell no. Why would you do something awful like that?
(imdb.com)

Ryan: (Ryan and Ethan are discussing a place to meet) Santa Monica Pier.
Ethan: No, too busy.
Ryan: Yeah, that's kind of the idea, dickhead.
(imdb.com)

Ryan: "Ricky Martin"? You named your kid "Ricky Martin"?
(imdb.com)

(after he views the tape)
Ryan: I'm a dead man.
(imdb.com)

Jessica Martin: (screaming and crying) You've got the wrong family! You've got the wrong family!
(imdb.com)

(Talking to the fake Jessica Martin)
Mooney: We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You haven't been kidnapped today, have you?
(Chuckles)
(imdb.com)

Ryan: From here on out, you do as I say, exactly as I say. Or I slap this b*tch on "Nightline" and call it a day, okay?
(imdb.com)

Chad: (greeting girls at the pier) Hey Chloe. Sam. Friend with nipples.
(imdb.com)

(talking to Ryan on a payphone)
Chad: Dude, I have no idea what just happened. One minute I'm talking to nipples, next thing you know, I'm wearing a whale costume handing out flyers.
Ryan: (laughs) That s*cks. Sounds like she got you.
Chad: I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't have its benefits.
(to two girls that pass him by)
Chad: Hey, you guys know that a blue whale's got an 11-foot penis? Heal the Bay.
(imdb.com)

(Mooney shoots someone for the first time in his entire career)
Mooney: 27 years. 27 years without this sh*t!
(imdb.com)

WLSUU2 Lawyer: (Talking on his cell phone) I'm tellin' ya, I'm sitting in it right now. It's a brand new Porsche Carrera. The partners gave it to me. Mm-Hm, sugar. Brand new, arctic blue convertible. It goes zero to 60 in 5.2 seconds. Takes the girls' panties down in 3.5 seconds.
(Phone line gets suddenly disrupted by Jessica and Ryan)
WLSUU2 Lawyer: Hey, this is a private call. Get off my line! Mom, are you still there?
(imdb.com)

Jessica Martin: When I didn't show up for work today someone called the police, I'm sure.
Greer: You better hope they didn't.
(imdb.com)

Chad: (seeing Ryan with a box of fliers to pass out) Haha - that s*cks.
(Ryan shoves the box at him)
Chad: No way! This s*cks more!
(imdb.com)

(Greer has Ryan pinned down and is about to shoot him)
Mooney: Let him up.
(Greer looks up and sees Mooney pointing a gun at him)
Ryan: Help me. They're dirty cops!
Greer: He attacked my partner. He tried to kill me.
Mooney: I said, "Let him up."
Greer: You're going to believe this lying piece of sh*t over a cop?
Mooney: It doesn't matter what I believe. What's important is that you believe I will put a bullet in your skull if you don't let him up.
(imdb.com)

Ethan: (to Jessica) Do you want to die here?
(imdb.com)

Ryan: You know, it does me no good to hand over the video tape and then you guys turn around and take us out.
Greer: I swore I wouldn't do that.
Ryan: Like you swore "to protect and serve"?
(imdb.com)

Ethan: (on walkie talkie) We found him yet?
Dmitri: No, I don't see him.
Ethan: He's the one on the cell phone, you idiot.
(looks through his binoculars and sees various people on cell phones)
Dmitri: Everybody's on a cell phone.
(imdb.com)

Ryan: It's Chloe!
Chad: No, dude, don't do this! Don't do this!
Ryan: I'm just gonna say "hi."
Chad: You're not gonna say "hi."
Ryan: No "hi"?
Chad: No "hi."
Ryan: I can't say...
Chad: (shouts) Come on, man! Hold it together! This girl, she *dumped* you, all right? Have some self-respect, have some dignity!
Ryan: You're right.
Chad: Be strong.
Ryan: You're right.
Chad: Yeah.
Ryan: Thank you.
Chad: All right.
(he gets distracted by girls in bikinis)
Chad: Oh! What's goin' on, ladies?
(Ryan leaves to go talk to Chloe)
(imdb.com)

(last lines)
Jessica Martin: I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you
Ryan: I do. Don't ever call me again.
(imdb.com)

Ryan: (after shooting the number taker in the store) Now who's gonna give me that goddamn charger?
(imdb.com)

Jessica Martin: (screaming and hitting Ethan as he threatens to kill her son) He's a baby, you bastard! He's a baby, he's a baby! (imdb.com)

(after he views the tape)
Ryan: I'm a dead man. (imdb.com)

WLSUU2 Lawyer: (Talking on his cell phone) I'm tellin' ya, I'm sitting in it right now. It's a brand new Porsche Carrera. The partners gave it to me. Mm-Hm, sugar. Brand new, arctic blue convertible. It goes zero to 60 in 5.2 seconds. Takes the girls' panties down in 3.5 seconds.
(Phone line gets suddenly disrupted by Jessica and Ryan)
WLSUU2 Lawyer: Hey, this is a private call. Get off my line! Mom, are you still there? (imdb.com)

Ryan: (after stealing the lawyer's car) Ohh, I am in deep sh*t! (imdb.com)

Jack Tanner: I think all the chemicals from that beauty salon have gotten to your head.
Mooney: It's a *day spa*, you f**k.
(Mooney hesitates a bit, then shows Tanner Ryan's Cell Phone, front facing Tanner's face) (imdb.com)


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