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James Bond: Check the tape. You'll find he's dead and she only has a flesh wound.
Q: There's always an excuse, isn't there, Double-O-Zero?

(Moneypenny is typing a disinformative newspaper report in her office, when 007 walks in)
Miss Moneypenny: James...
(They begin to make out, when all of a sudden... )
Q: (walking in) Moneypenny?
(Moneypenny sits up and in reality is in the virtual reality simulation centre)
Miss Moneypenny: Um... I was... just testing it out.
(She blushes and buttons her blouse)
Q: It's rather hard, isn't it?
Miss Moneypenny: Yes... very...

James Bond: Saved by the bell.

Zao: It appears we are equal... in the eyes of spies.
James Bond: Equal... but not even.

Falco: You get your house in order, or we're gonna do it for you.

James Bond: So you live to die another day.

Verity: I see you handle your weapon well.
James Bond: I have been known to keep my tip up.

Reporter: We've been hearing rumors about the Icarus space program. What's the big secret?
Graves: It's not a secret, it's a surprise.

(In greeting)
Miranda Frost: Mr. Bond. And Miss...?
Jinx: Swift, "Space and Technology" magazine.
Miranda Frost: Really? I take it Mr. Bond's been explaining his Big Bang theory?
Jinx: Oh yeah, I think I got the thrust of it.

Colonel Moon: I studied at Oxford and Harvard. Majored in Western hypocrisy.

Falco: We're here in case things escalate, not to make sure they do.

Jinx: Giacinta Johnson. My friends call me Jinx.
James Bond: My friends call me James Bond.

James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

Graves: The pleasure of the kill is in the chase.

Reporter: After an entrance like that you can't be surprised you've been called a self-publicizing adrenaline junkie, can you?
Graves: I prefer the term adventurer.

Miranda Frost: I know all about you - sex for dinner, death for breakfast.

James Bond: (Bond breaks a glass partition, revealing Chinese agents watching him) You didn't think I knew that you were always Chinese intelligence Chang?
Mr. Chang: Hong Kong's our turf now, Bond.
James Bond: Well, don't worry. I'm not here to take it back.

James Bond: Give me the old fashioned target range, Quartermaster.
Q: Yes, well, it's called the future, so get used to it.

Graves: (fencing with Bond) Since you've upped the stakes, let's up the weapons, shall we? Let's do this the old-fashioned way - first blood drawn from the torso!
(He grabs two swords and throws one to Bond)

James Bond: You must be joking.
Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work.

Q: I wish I could make you vanish.

Miranda Frost: Hah! I can read your every move!
Jinx: (Jinx stabs Miranda with a knife embedded in a copy of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War")
Jinx: Read THIS...
(kicks the knife in Miranda's chest)
Jinx: b*tch!

Graves: Armed and very dangerous.

James Bond: Just surviving Mr Change, just surviving.

Miranda Frost: He'll light the fuse on any explosive situation, and be a danger to himself and others.

Patient: What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheelchair.
James Bond: No?
(punches him)
James Bond: You do now.

(Q and Bond enter Q's office as Bond looks around at the vast array of devices left over from previous cases)
James Bond: So, this is where they keep the old relics, then, eh?
Q: I'll have you know our TOP cutting-edge technology is designed here.
James Bond: (releasing the knife from the briefcase used in the From Russia With Love affair and fingering a blade) Point taken...
Q: Must you touch everything?
James Bond: (seeing his Thunderball jet pack) Hey, does this still work?
(James activates the jet pack, and Q struggles to subdue it)
Q: Now look...
James Bond: (holding up the knife-studded shoe worn by Rosa Klebb years ago) So where is this cutting-edge stuff?
Q: I'm trying to get to it.

Falco: James Bond... just in time for the fireworks.
James Bond: Let's get down to business.

James Bond: Vodka martini, plenty of ice... if you can spare it.

M: What did you find in Cuba?
James Bond: A clinic specializing in gene therapy - new identities courtesy of DNA transplants.
M: A self-called beauty parlour... We heard rumours of such a place - I didn't think it even existed!
James Bond: It doesn't any more...

James Bond: I see you don't chase dreams, you live them.
Graves: One of the virtues of never sleeping.

Jinx: Ornithologist, huh? Wow. Now there's a mouthful.

M: You had your cyanide...
James Bond: Threw it away years ago...

James Bond: The same person who set me up then has just set me up again, so I'm going after him.

Graves: What a wonderful day to become a knight.

Mr. Chang: Ah, Mr Bond, a little thank you from us.
(Hands a box to Bond)
James Bond: (Bond finds money and a ticket to Cuba in the box) Cuba.
Mr. Chang: It seems Mr. Zao has lost himself in Havana. If you find him, say goodbye from us.
James Bond: With pleasure.

Reporter: Are you going to try out for the British fencing team? We hear you have been training furiously.
Graves: I never get furious. As we say in fencing, "What's the point?'

James Bond: Not Jinx anymore?
Jinx: Oh, I'll always be a jinx to you.

(first lines)
Mr. Van Bierk: (stepping out of helicopter) Look, what is this? I'm supposed to...
(Bond puts a gun to Mr. Van Bierk's head and takes his sunglasses)

M: Knowing who to trust is everything in this business.

Graves: We only met briefly, but you left a lasting impression. You see, when your intervention forced me to present the world with a new face, I chose to model the disgusting Gustav Graves on you. I paid attention to details - that unjustifiable swagger, the crass quips, the self-defence mechanism concealing such inadequacy...
James Bond: (holding up his Walther P99) My self-defence mechanism's right here.

Miranda Frost: (after a grueling sword fight gets out of hand)
Miranda Frost: That is enough!

James Bond: I know the rules, and number one is "no deals'.

Jinx: (to Bond, regarding Miranda Frost's body)
Jinx: I think I broke her heart.

Zao: (to Colonel Moon) His name is James Bond. A British assassin.

James Bond: You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.
Zao: (punching Bond in the stomach) How's that for a punch line?

Graves: You have no idea how much Icarus is about to change your world.

Falco: (Icarus is destroying the minefield in the DMZ) The moment that thing hits the 38th parallel, we're going to launch everything we have at it!
M: That might not be enough!

James Bond: (a device closes; c*cks gun) So you lived to die another day... Colonel.
Graves: At last... I was beginning to think you would never guess.
James Bond: Was it painful? The gene therapy.
Graves: You couldn't possibly imagine.
James Bond: Oh, good. I'm glad to hear that.
Graves: But there have been compensations, like you floating around in peril. Granting you life day by day just to see you get wise. It's been fun.
James Bond: Well, the fun is about to come to a dead end.

Colonel Moon: Mr Van Bierk.
(Picks up Tankbuster)
Colonel Moon: Our new tankbuster. Depleted uranium shells, naturally.
James Bond: Naturally.

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