Nathan Scott: Hey, where you goin'?
Chris Keller: Chris Keller's work here is done.
Peyton: What are you still doing here?
Haley James: (sarcastically) I'm thinking of transferring... what's you're excuse?
Peyton: Brooke... she's been in there forever.
Brooke: (High on pain killers) Peyton!
(stumbles over to Peyton)
Brooke: This is my best friend in the whole wide world, don't you think she's pretty?
Peyton: What the hell is this?
College Guy: She found some pills... on the floor, just let her sleep it off and she'll be fine, I should probably go.
Brooke: Call me!
(Brooke trips and Haley catches her)
Brooke: Hey what's your name?
Haley James: HALEY...
Brooke: Yeah I don't like that name, let's call you Brooke...
(Haley puts Brooke in the backseat)
Peyton: Thanks... so where are you going now?
Haley James: I was gonna catch the last bus out.
Peyton: It just left...
Brooke: That's perfect! Brooke you can come with us!
(Peyton looks at Haley strangely)
Haley James: Yeah she named me Brooke...
Brooke: Can she come? Please Peyton?
Peyton: Fine, but don't touch the stereo or else we're gonna have a problem!
Brooke: (singing and shaking her pom-poms) We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip...
Brooke: Haley still loves you. All you have to do is take her back.
Nathan Scott: Right. Kind of like with you and Lucas? You see! It's not so easy getting back in the ring. Ecspecially with the one who knocked you out in the first place.
Ellie Hart: It's an article I wrote.
Peyton: For what, Lying b*tch Monthly?
(Haley and Nathan are on a date, Tim and some buddies walk up)
Tim Smith: Hey Nathan, what's up man?
(looks at Haley)
Nathan Scott: Hey guys, you know Haley, she's my tutor...
Tim Smith: This looks a lot like a date to me
Nathan Scott: No man, definitely not
Tim Smith: All right, see you later
Nathan Scott: I'm sorry about that...
Haley James: (cutting Nathan off) Are you embarrassed to be seen with me? And why are you only nice to me when we're alone?
Nathan Scott: It's just...
Haley James: ...You know, for an hour you almost got me to believe that you're not a son of a b*tch but, God, you fooled me again.
Brooke: (pointing to Haley) So what's the deal with that one anyway?
Peyton: She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.
Brooke: And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Right...
(Nathan walks over to Haley and nods)
Brooke: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Peyton: See what?
Brooke: He just gave her the nod!
Peyton: What nod?
Brooke: The "Hey, let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I have no idea who the hell you like any more so this has been turned into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!
Lucas: It's worth nothing if you can't knock down the shot.
Brooke: Guess who's in the lobby, I'll tell you. Claire Young and her little hoe posy. We are going down there.
Peyton: Okay. And if an angry dance-off breaks out I got your back.
Brooke: Great. Just don't stick another knife in it.
Brooke: (to Rachel) Naked in the backseat is so last year, its two years ago.
Peyton: I heard you were naked in his car.
Brooke: No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.
Haley James: The magazine pages are sticky again, little perv. Hey, Lucas! Have you been reading this?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I don't know, Haley. Is that the "Why do I hang out with these people?" issue, because your on the cover of that, right?
Haley James: Actually it's the "My best friend is an idiot" issue, and there you are.
Brooke: (to Haley) Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real.
Dan Scott: (after Dan finds out that Deb has been abusing perscriptioned medication) How long, with the pills?
Deb Scott: Since I quit my job.
Dan Scott: Why?
Deb Scott: Because I'm married to you.
Nathan Scott: When I fell to the floor tonight, I was so scared, I was so terrified. Then I saw you, and I promised myself that if I could just get up, I'd walk over to you... I'd tell you how much I need you and how much I want you... and how nothing else matters.
Peyton: Go Brooke yourself.
Brooke: (to Peyton) Crack wh*re!
Peyton: (to Brooke) sl*t!
Brooke: (to Haley) Liar!
Brooke: (walks in on Nathan and Peyton involved in a ticke-fight) First, Lucas, then Jake, now Nathan. I guess "sl*tty" is in season.
Peyton: And why is b*tch being a Brooke?
Brooke: Because! I'm leaving tomorrow for the summer, maybe forever, and my best friend is having psuedo-innocent foreplay with kind-of married guys!
Peyton: Why don't you live with me?
Brooke: Sure, I'll get the school phone and call my parents.
Peyton: Why don't you just use your cell?
Brooke: My parents put me on this pay-as-you-go thing, and I haven't paid.
Nathan: So a month ago, did you think we be alone in your bedroom?
Haley James: Oh but we're not alone in my bedroom, we have the fore-fathers with us.
Nathan: They can watch.
Haley James: Nathan, can you just get serious for a minute?
Nathan: Oh I'm serious, come here.
(he pulls her next to him and they start to kiss)
(Nathan is outside Haley's house throwing rocks at a window, Haley walks up behind him)
Haley James: Trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan Scott: (runs over to Haley) Wait, Haley, look I need to apologize, okay?
Haley James: You should buy 'em in bulk if your gonna hand apologies out that often.
Nathan Scott: Look will you just... I don't know how to do this all right...? I'm... I'm not like you
Haley James: What does that mean?
Nathan Scott: All right, I screw up a lot, all right... and being around you I just I don't wanna be that guy any more.
Haley James: Well, who do you wanna be, Nathan?
Nathan Scott: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
Haley James: You should've thought of that last night... You know I keep... I keep putting myself out there and you keep blowing it and it's probably a good thing because at this point there is nothing that you can say or do that's gonna surprise me!
(Nathan cuts her off with a kiss)
Haley James: Except that... You shouldn't have done that Nathan...
Nathan Scott: But I wanted to...
Haley James: Yeah...
(jumps onto Nathan and starts kissing him)
Brooke: Not exactly the magical night you had planned?
Haley James: No, I wouldn't say that. Crowded mall and Nathan ignoring me. Chris Keller stealing change out of the fountain...
Nathan Scott: Trust me, you're better off anyways. Love s*cks.
Nathan Scott: No. Think about it. Dan and Karen. You and Lucas. Me and Haley. You got it right, Peyton. People always leave.
Ellie Hart: If you find someone you're in love with that's also your friend, wouldn't that be the greatest benefit.
Erica Marsh: It's funny. You're scared of what's in here, I'm scared of what's out there.
Dan Scott: (to Deb, after he superglued the phone) You wanna play with me? Game on b*tch!
(the low fuel light comes on)
Peyton: Oh, my God... Brooke, didn't you think to put gas in the car?
(Brooke looks at Haley)
Brooke: Answer the question, Brooke!
Haley James: (gets out of the car) Hey, Peyton, pop the trunk.
Brooke: Peyton, don't listen to her! It might be a trick!
(Peyton pops the trunk anyway)
Haley James: (pulls out a gas can) Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road, if I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her.
Brooke: Don't you mean Nathan?
Peyton: I'll go with you.
Peyton: What about me?
(Peyton locks the doors)
Brooke: Peyton... come back! Someone might come...
Haley James: You did remember to crack a window didn't you?
(Peyton and Haley laugh)
Brooke: Come on, you guys, I'm scared!
Lucas Scott: (after Brooke saw Rachel naked in the back of Luke's car) Brooke, this isn't what it looks like. Anyways, I don't get why you're so upset.
Brooke: You're kidding, right?
Lucas Scott: You're the one who wanted to be non-exclusive. I'm just doing what you wanted.
Brooke: What I wanted? I wanted you to fight for me! I wanted you to say that there was no-one else you could ever be with and that you'd rather be alone then without me. I wanted the Lucas Scott from the beach telling the world that he's the one for me!
Lucas Scott: How was I supposed to know that?
Brooke: You just are.
(looks at Luke's car)
Brooke: And one more thing...
(goes up to the car window where Rachael still is in the backseat and punches her)
Brooke: Don't ever hit me again.
Nathan: So you want me to tell you something about myself? I don't have anything to say. Even if I did you'd be wrong to believe me. Trust is a lie. Nobody ever knows any more.
Mouth: What are we waiting for? All we have is NOW.
Chris Keller: What, you here to kick my ass because I slept with Brooke?
Nathan Scott: You slept with Brooke?
Chris Keller: Why else would you be here?
Nathan Scott: I came to pay for Haley's studio time. You slept with Brooke?
Brooke: Just the smell of it, like sports bras and desperation.
Brooke: You asked me earlier today if I love Lucas, and I have your answer. But you don't deserve to hear it.
Brooke: No. I want you to understand something. As far as I'm concerned, this friendship is over. And if we never speak again for the rest of our lives, that'll be fine. I gave you a second chance, Peyton. And you blew it.
Dan Scott: You should take a job application... now that you're unemployed.
Nathan: (deadpan) I'm happy mom, dad loves me.
Brooke: Lucas was my gangrene-infected, amputated limb.
Nathan Scott: (hands picture to Peyton) This is us at the beginning of the year. You were never happier.
Peyton: (smiles) You were never hornier.
Keith Scott: Karen. Ready to go?
Karen Roe: Oh, I'm not going. I decided to stay open. I could use the business.
Keith Scott: You talk to Luke about this?
Karen Roe: No, he will understand.
Keith Scott: Karen...
Haley James: She doesn't want to go. She doesn't want to see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash the father of Nathan, the team's star player slash my wrists if I hear this story again. Let's go.
Keith Scott: I think you're making a mistake.
Brooke: I didn't want to wake you, sleeping b*tchy.
Nathan Scott: When Haley told me about the tour, I got mad at her. Told her that if she left with Chris, it was over. I didn't really mean it. She left anyway.
Karen Roe: Nathan...
Nathan Scott: She's not coming back. What am I gonna do?
Karen Roe: Nathan, I know what it's like to have the person you love walk away. Trust me. But I know Haley and she's a good person. She'll do the right thing. You just have to have a little faith.
Brooke, Peyton, Rachel Gatina: (In unison, after a rude nurse finally helps Haley at the hospital) b*tch!/ sl*t!/ wh*re!
Bevin Mirskey: Thank you!
Dan Scott: OK, just wait. Let's just talk.
Nathan: Bout what?
Dan Scott: I dunno. How's your wife?
Nathan: (Nathan looks as him mom steps out of the house and looks at them) Lot happier than yours.
Peyton: Buds over studs.
Brooke: Hoes over bros.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Ida Scott Taylor once wrote: Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering.
Jake Jaglieski: (to the Time Capsule) So, I'm a single father, and until recently a high school dropout, and I'm going on the first date since my daughter was born, aren't I a great catch or what?
Chris Keller: Chris Keller's work here is done.
(Haley and Nathan are having dinner)
Nathan Scott: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley James: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.
Nathan Scott: Yeah if the Gods are five-year-olds.
(Brooke walks up to Peyton at school a few days after Peyton had been drugged at a party)
Brooke: So, have you been to any bad parties lately?
(Peyton and Brooke both smile)
Brooke: C'mon, I'll walk you to History.
Karen Roe: (referring to Brooke) Oh Lucas, look it's her loss. There are a ton of girls out there that would be lucky to have you.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I'll make sure to tell those girls my mommy said so.
Karen Roe: I'm serious. You know a customer once told me that the best way to get over someone was to get uder someone else.
(stops licking envelope after realizing what she just said)
Karen Roe: Ohh my God! I just realized what that meant! Uhhhh, ohhh my God. I-I thought it was more philosophical, you know get to know them... not get under them...
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Mom!
Karen Roe: Uhhhh, scratch that.
Brooke: Thank you for coming, Nate.
Nathan Scott: Whatever, I just ran out of alcohol.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I know that you're hurting now more than ever and I don't want to make that worse but I need to tell you something. I lied to you about my heart condition. I have HCM. I need you. I need you now more than ever.